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Bernie Is My Comrade TowelWith the lovable personality of a drowsy badger and the voice of a bullfrog, Bernie is your comrade in fighting the good fight against oligarchical imperialism, exploitative corporatism, economic logic, electoral probability, male pattern baldness, Clintonian coronation, and whatever other Sisyphean task you can shake your fist at. This shirt includes a pantheon of socialist paladins just to confuse, fascinate, and cause the finger wagging nitpicking
With the lovable personality of a drowsy badger and the voice of a bullfrog, Bernie is your comrade in fighting the good fight against oligarchical imperialism, exploitative corporatism, economic logic, electoral probability, male pattern baldness, Clintonian coronation, and whatever other Sisyphean task you can shake your fist at.This shirt includes a pantheon of socialist paladins just to confuse, fascinate, and cause the finger-wagging nitpicking partisan to hilariously instruct upon the proper definition of socialism while everyone within a five foot radius rolls their eyes in aversion.
Update: Apparently The Bernie Sanders Presidential Campaign wasn't Feeling this Bern, and has furnished us with a rather silly cease and desist. Learn more here.
Stories on the Bernie Shirt fuss in the news: The Daily Beast, Washington Post, Buzzfeed, Reason, American Bar Association Journal
• Available in one size: 30”x60”
• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Made in China. Printed in the USA
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
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★★★★★ 5
Comfy and classy
Size: 9, Color: Tan Leather
Awesome heels! A perfect match to my spring dress.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 28, 2026
★★★★★ 2
Too narrow at the toes, even for narrow feet
Size: 7, Color: Black Leather
Too narrow at the toe. I have narrow feet, but I could feel my toes being squished as soon as I stood up in these.. Bummer.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 29, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Really cool shoes.
Size: 1 Little Kid, Color: Black, Size: 1 Little Kid, Color: Black
My son loves his shoes. Fits him perfectly. Durable and comfortable. Shoe laces are long but I replaced them with stretchy ones.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 21, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great shoes!
Size: 2 Little Kid, Color: Black
My kid loved these shoes!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 29, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great Fans!!
Color: Brushed Aluminum, Style: 3000K Warm White LED, Color: Brushed Aluminum, Style: 3000K Warm White LED
We bought 3! This is second set of fans we buy. The blow a great amount of air. The quality is great and install was easy. The app works great and is simple! You can control the fans thru app. Great fans!! Highly recommend!!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 20, 2024